Happy St. Patrick's Day! Today's Karen's Korner is a pass-along email from Kevin (or Judy!) Ofstethun:

I HOPE MINE IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOURS.

HOUSE FOR SALE

ADDRESS:

Heaven

FEATURES:

Many rooms with a master suite

Spacious love

Open floor plan for peace

Large eat-in grace

Fenced in mercy with room for expansion

Son room with a marvelous view of salvation

Pool of milk and honey in the back

Pearly gates in front

DIRECTIONS:

The only way to the Father is through the Son

PRICE:

$0.00 - Calvary - Owner financing

COMMUNITY:

Friendly angelic neighbors.

Great family and friends.

Praise the Lord all day and night.

BONUS:

Crown of stars, new luxurious robe and golden slippers with

matching wings.  Bring a friend and get a reward.

For more information, call your local agent or

representative - Name, address and phone number listed below.

NAME: Jesus Christ

ADDRESS: Repent Highway and Streets of Gold

PHONE:  Dial John 3:16