Today is Tuesday, May 7th, 2013; Karen's Korner #2562
Got a listing of "Quirky Quips" from a friend for my birthday. It had nearly 40 of them; for fun, you're receiving about a dozen:
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
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I'm reading a book on gravity.
I can't put it down.
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Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
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Energizer Bunny arrested,
charged with battery.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job?
Couldn't control her pupils.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
Go back four seconds.
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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England has no kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.
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Velcro--
what a rip off!
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Be kind to your dentist.
He/she has fillings too.
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Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory;
hope there are no pop quizzes.
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Earthquake in Washington;
obviously the government's fault.
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