Today is Tuesday, April 27th, 2004; Karen's Korner #282

A couple of short thoughts (several from a recent Lighten Up Iowa weekly email) and a joke:

 

 

* What is told in the ear of a man is often heard
     100 miles away.
          -- Chinese Proverb 

*    Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
          -- Benjamin Franklin

 

*  Always remember that the future comes one day at a time.

        -- Dean Acheson

*    In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

-          - John Churton Collins  

           

*  No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax  for at least five minutes every hour, you'd be more productive.

- Dr. Joyce Brothers

 

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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a
gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildife manual and tosses it
over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an
explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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