A couple of 'holy humor' emailed to me by my Uncle Bud, who is a retired pastor and lives in Tennessee:

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Did Noah fish?

"A Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?" 'No,' replied Johnny. 'How could he, with just two worms.'"

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The Lord is my Shepherd

"A Sunday school teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about the task - but he just couldn't remember the Psalm.

"After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, 'The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know.'"

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Being Thankful

"A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, 'So your mother says prayers  for you each night? That's very commendable. What does she say?'

"The little boy replied, 'Thank God he's in bed!'"

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All Men/All Girls

"When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past). For several week, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, 'And all girls,' This soon became part of her nighty routine to include this closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, "Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?;

"Her response, 'Because everybody always finish their prayers by saying, 'All Men"!"

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