Yesterday Diane Schroeder e-mailed me a listing of these one-liners. I have included a portion of the note. I hope that you enjoy them. Have a great day! :

• Man's way leads to a hopeless end; God's way leads to an endless hope.
• In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma; never let him be the period.
• Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
• Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
• When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
• We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
• Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
• Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.
• Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
• Compassion is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming back.
• Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
• Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
• God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.