Today is Monday, August 1st, 2005; Karen's Korner #601
A couple of "church humor" jokes and a short thought to start the dayand new week!
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A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church
service:
"And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash
against us."
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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before
a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in
front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him
toward a vacant pump.
"Preacher," said the young man, "I'm sorry about the delay. It seems
as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my
business."
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"I don't want your sacrifices--I want your love;
I don't want your offerings--I want you to know me."
-- quote from God, talking to Israel (and to us) -- Hosea 6:6
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