Today is Friday, October 21st, 2005; Karen's Korner #655
I hope that all of you have a great weekend. Here are a couple of short humorous thoughts, which some of you have shared with me, to take you into the weekend:
** James (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked, "What happend to the flea?"
** Who has greater contentment, a man with seven children or a man with $7 million?
Answer: The man with seven children, because he doesn't want any more.
(My apologies to several readers who have seven or more children!)
** The sermon I think this Mom will never forget: "Dear Lord," the minister begin with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "without you, we are but dust."
He would have continued but at that moment this very obedient daughter, leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust!?"
** With hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, and severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another plus the big earthquake in Pakistan, the quote of the month comes from Jay Leno:
"Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
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