Here are two small forwarded emails that I had in my in box for a while. 

They make me smile and laugh as I hope they do to you.

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Today...
I wish you a day of ordinary miracles----
A fresh pot of coffee you didn't make yourself.
An unexpected phone call from an old friend.
Green stoplights on your way to work or shop.
I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in...
The fastest line at the grocery store.
A good sing-along song on the radio.
Your keys right where you look.
I wish you a day of happiness and perfection---
little bite-size pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling
that the Lord is smiling on you, holding you so gently because you
are someone special and rare.

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Potholes:

After a hardy Kentucky rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets
and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the
puddle through her kitchen window.

The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back
of his head and shoved his face into the water hole. As the boy recovered
and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic.

"Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she says as she
shook the older boy in anger.

"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "I was baptizing him in
the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole-he-goes."